Here are five iron-clad justifications for eating an entire box of mac n cheese. Memorize, and repeat when cornered.
Sometimes, you mess up and you eat the entire box of mac n cheese. We all do it. If it’s done, no need to dwell.
This list makes it easy to justify, and move on. It’s what resilience is all about.
It was Annie’s All Natural brand. Thus, it came from hormone-free cows frolicking in sustainable farms. Why haven’t you eaten an entire box of mac n cheese today?
*Editor’s Note: If it wasn’t Annie’s, and the box is still visible, move on to #2.
I didn’t want you to be tempted by it. Better me than you. Better me (pause for effect) than you.
3. The Dog Equation
I needed something fast so I’d have more time to walk the dog. The extra steps cancelled out the calories.
4. The Caretaker Card
Everyone knows all good caretakers must take care of themselves first. Does this mean eating more than the recommended serving of what you want, when you want? Yes. It does.
5. The Culinary Card
I poured a little Italian dressing on top to test the blend of herbs for a new recipe I was considering making from scratch this weekend: maccheroni e formaggio.
*Editor’s Note: Don’t forget to say the experiment failed, otherwise you will be held to it. I’ll know it wasn’t a failure. It was delightful.